Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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