This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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