I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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