I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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