p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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