How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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