she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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