I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Alive.
So much puke
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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