I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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