how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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