Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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