How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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