So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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