I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
this is an emotional support booty call
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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