So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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