I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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