I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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