The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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