Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i think my cat just said my name.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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