Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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