I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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