Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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