Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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