I want to have your abortion
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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