I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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