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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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