where am i from again
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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