i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
