just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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