There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I hate all girls vehemently.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You ate ashes out of my bong
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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