she was so not down for the gang bang
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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