doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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