I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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