i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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