I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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