Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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