My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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