Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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