He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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