The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's shark week go big or go home
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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