help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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