new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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