idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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