How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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