Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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