i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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