I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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