listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
