Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
