idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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